Wingin’ It #93: Leavin’ Joe in the dark

First time doing notes so please be gentle! –Brian

In the studio we have: That guy named Evo and his wife Sheila, Mike, Summer, Joe, Brian, Tim, Kris the Cheesecake Lady, and Debbie from East Mesa.

We had a silent studio audience member — Sheila’s friend whose name escapes me.

First Drink of the Day: Left Hand Juju Ginger Pale Ale for Evo, Big Sky Moose Drool Brown Ale for Mike and Brian, Sheila has remnant beer in Kona Brewing Fire Pale Ale, Kris had a Widmer Brothers Snow Plow and Debbie had her Malt Beverage that shall remain nameless.

  • Kris brought us a metric butt-ton of cookies (chocolate chip, chocolate chocolate chip and walnuts with some chocolate).
  • Interview with Suki — The creator of the OhMibod Use the coupon code “winginit” and you’ll get $10 off. GO! SPEND! NOW! Buy your significant other a Valentine’s Day gift today.
  • Pets and Religion brought to you by Evo.
    – Family sees Jesus in the dirt on their doggy door.
    – This cat spent 3 weeks in airline cargo hold. Evo thinks God hates it.
  • I have had it with these motherfucking gnomes in this motherfucking colon!
  • Debbie from East Mesa has a fucked up family read about it
  • Joe gives a Kuato update — Joe is going in to get that fucker cut out and squashed! Please show Joe some love and click on the “Kill Kuato” link on the right side of this page.
  • Pool party update — June 16th, 2007. RSVP now so we can figure out if it’s going to be at Mike’s or at a hotel.
  • Chris the Fixed Kitty gives a traffic report.
  • Evo taunts us with tales of his vacation in Jamaica then tells us about trying to burn down his house. I think Sheila would agree that beans and Evo don’t mix!
  • Evo has his own cooking stuff?? I wonder if they know about the bean incident.
  • Mike talks about an engineering recipe.
  • Sheila cleans up after the evo. Color us surprised.
  • Kilroy 2.0.
  • Joe’s Surprise! Alan Smith sets up a voicemail number for Joe well wishers! Call in and give Joe well wishes, get well thoughts, read him a story, read him some PORN, act out porn, breathe heavy, make the fucker CRY!. Please show Joe even MORE LOVE and give a call.
  • !!! Big Announcement time !!! — Wait. That’s it? Yep, Evo does it again.

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Comments

  1. Karen from Kalifornia says:

    He’s baaaack!

  2. Be afraid….. be VERY afraid!

  3. First it was Geraldo Rivera opening Al Capone’s tomb… now this.

  4. Don’t know where Evo lives, but I do know where he likes to get a beer. *evil laugh*

  5. Interesting announcement…

  6. KYJL News 6? Wonder what the advertising logo is.

    Beta Clone #49/Debbie

  7. Nice catch, Debbie!

  8. Elias in Austin says:

    Try the smoth sounds of Blue Man Groop.

  9. Philip from Australia says:

    Thomas,

    I know where Evo lives. And for the right price will provide the google map reference.

    Or for a better price, won’t.

    Let the bidding commence.

    Philip

  10. I bid “ONE LIFE”. This life is compatible with any region but it would feel best at home with someone from the fine country of Australia.

    Do I hear any takers??!

  11. Evo Terra says:

    The Colon Gnome bit pushed me over the edge. I’m now subscribed to We Are Not Cool. They rock.

  12. Cool! Thanks Evo! We appreciate it.

  13. Yea! That’s quite the honor considering how you were talking at Dragoncon about keeping shows short to be more accessible. Now the pressure is on and we’ll definitely have to step our game up a notch so we can keep feeding you content for your show as well as keeping you entertained and listening.

    There’s more in the works, including our own voicemail line, interviews, original poorly produced and performed music, and more.

    Welcome aboard wancer,
    Mike

  14. The question is will the Oh My Bod company be paying Flo and Eddie for the idea/concept? You need to listen to Illegal, Immoral and Fattening – ‘The Pop Star Massage Unit’! All I can hear is Flo and Eddie singing about “having Mick Jagger singing ‘Jumping Jack Flash’ between your legs!”